Featured "Sleaze-Beard": George Michael

I fear that sometimes . . . facial hair can be used for evil! I think George Michael has proven this!

Clearly, he shaved in a little too close on the bottom edges!
But it gets better . . .

"Reverse-Landing-Strip Soul Patch"?
Awkward!

Ladies & Gentlemen, we call this the
"Fu-Man-Landing-Strip"

This post has been written for your enjoyment by, Commander Mojdeh.

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