Friday, September 17, 2010

SPOT NEWS : Beard Enviest Strikes Again!

I'm sure many of you have already meditated on the important societal issues that were brought to the surface in my post titled, Sigmund Freud's Under Recognized Theory on BEARD ENVY!

It has been brought to my attention that there has been another sighting of famed Beard Enviest, Sarah Herrmann. She has been spotted with more fabricated facial follicles!

Image found on the alleged Beard Enthusiast's facebook - actually she volunteered the photo! SHOCKING!
Do not be fooled! This is NOT a REAL beard!
This Beard Enviest CLEARLY is in need of some support!

It is official - we must start a neighborhood Beard Watch!
I nominate myself as President!

If you or anyone you know has seen this person, or any other person lurking with "folicles of fabrication" - please be sure to email your poporotzi portraits to themojdeh@gmail.com, subject "BEARD POPOROTZI"!

This post has been written for your delight by, Commander Mojdeh.

2 comments:

  1. Sarah, the only way I know how to help - is make sure that you have a support network! If ever you feel "the envy" coming on ... you just find a way to contact me! I got your back!

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